Parent: Why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
Me: Well they turned into a cunt
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
Alexander McQueen - “SAVAGE BEAUTY” {Exhibition} #3
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Square cut or pearl shaped?
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*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
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